Hey, who wants to send their kids to Terrorist Training Camp?

This very challenging and highly illegal UK camp has activities that will, simply, blow your kids away! Run at secret UK locations (North of Birmingham) Julie Blower (real name) will introduce your kids to: The grave of martyers, The surviving family of the divine, Give a financial talk that will leave your kids determined to take the golden path of God, Sulphates, Nitrates, an effective use for everyday talc yes practical homemade and everyday household domestic product amendment and, best of all, a trip to a DIY superstore to ensure maximum injury and civilian death, perhaps you want to your kid to maim (or worse) a d list celebrity like Foxy, this is the camp with THE Network, if the determination is there this is the camp that pays YOU! Just say, 'YES!' and those classy Confederates of EuroJihad will get your kids the bursary, doctor's note and a Cambridge certified traditional witches hat, with a very special spell book, to blow away any innocent British (or visiting) capitalist. (sadly pilot courses are no longer avaiable for 2011) Against the war, were your kids, now is the time to do something (with UK Conservative powers that be (at the least) Confederate backing) about it! Terrorist Training Camp, Why Kids Love Stu!