Does Hallmark make a "Please don't get well anytime soon because we totally don't miss you at the office" card?

I always send out a "Hope it's Nothing Trivial!" card from Hellmark. They have special ones like for after you get a pap schmear, post-biopsy ones and the solid black one for after your HIV test. They have a store on W. 14th St. between 7th and 8th Ave. Hope this helps,etc.